I learned tonight that I am the number 3 site on google for the search term “ebaum sucks.” That’s cool as shit and it made me curious about my other site statistics. Well, I’ve been running a tracking thing here since January 3rd, 2003, so I decideded to check out what other tidbits of info I might discover.

The first thing I noticed is that I’ve had 3602 unique visitors in all this time. That’s painfully, sickeningly low, but entirely understandable since most people I know can’t even read. But it got interesting when I checked the search terms people used which led them to my site. Check this out.

Yeah, that’s right. A significant percentage of my search engine hits are people apparently looking for guys with huge black dicks, possibly breakspirit’s or jlist’s or match.com’s.

You can also see what domains people come from when they visit your site. I’m not sure if this thing is all fucked up or what, but apparently I’m big in Iran, the UK, Australia, and the Netherlands among other places. I checked out some of the exact searches people put in that lead to my site, and some fags entered the following in google and found me:

forum for guys and match.com

edward r murrow a fag

“i’m not dead yet” shirt

“how to wash” a single shirt

I have no idea why someone would want to know about Edward R Murrow being a fag or how to wash one individual shirt, but I hope my site helped them…with that…stuff.

-Kevin