Games are time consuming. So, I’ve run some games through my new game Super Condensorizer 4000DXK Supreme and listed them here for you, in no particular order. Sometimes, you don’t want to play a game for 50 hours to find out a few interesting points, so here’s everything you need to know to get the full enjoyment from a game. You can thank me later for all the time I’m about to save you. If you can think of your own, post them in the forum and maybe I’ll add them here. Have fun.

Chrono Trigger

Crono: I must save the world!
(Crono warps through time.)
Crono: Eh, this isn’t the right place.
(Crono warps through time.)
Crono: Eh, this isn’t the right place.
(Crono warps through time.)
Crono: Eh, this isn’t the right place.
(Crono warps through time.)
Crono: Here we go.

Final Fantasy VII

Cloud: I’m Cloud
Cloud: I’m not Cloud
Cloud: I’m Cloud

Final Fantasy VIII

Squall: I’m an ass.
Fujin: RAGE
Rinoa: I’m possessed.
Squall:I’m a nice guy now.

Final Fantasy X

Tidus: Where am I? I want to find my home.
Tidus: My home doesn’t exist anymore.
Tidus: Hey, Dad.

Earthbound

Buzz Buzz: You have to save the world.
Pokey: You won’t need my help.
Paula: You’ll need my help.
Jeff: You’ll need my help.
Poo: You’ll need my help.
Pokey: I’m going to kill you.
(Pokey runs away.)

Super Mario RPG

Sword: Your wishes won’t come true.
Geno: We need our wishes to come true.
Mario: I’ll beat up the sword.
all: Our wishes now come true.

Metal Gear Solid

Snake: Hey good guy I rescued
(snake kills big enemy)
Snake: Hey good guy I rescued
(snake kills big enemy)
Snake: Hey good guy I rescued
(Snake kills big enemy)

Parasite Eve

Aya: I dont explode like others.
Eve: You’re like me.
Aya: No.
Aya kills Eve

Metal Gear

(The truck have started to move.)
Snake: I feel asleep!

Lunar

GenericHero: Let’s kill bad guys
GenericParty: ok
*party goes through 20 million generic towns*
*party kills generic bad guy*

Final Fantasy V

Party: Let’s play dress up.
Butz: I’m an archer!
Other people: Haha, your name is Butz.

Silent Hill

Harry: There’s lots of fog.
Harry: There’s lots of bad guys.
Harry: There’s lots of blood.
Harry: Where the hell is everyone?
Harry: I just beat the bad guys and still don’t know what the hell is going on.

Mario

Mario: sproing! bloomp! blump!
Toad: The princess is in another castle.
Mario: bleep! bronk! bloog!

Sonic

Sonic: *roll roll roll* *run run run*
(Sonic jumps on Robotnik’s head, repeat for 10 levels)

Resident Evil

Claire/Chris: Crap, theres zombies here.
zombies: braaaains
Barry: I talk like a bear.
Claire/Chris: *fire rocket launchers*
*Tyrant dies, mansion explodes*

Final Fantasy IX

Garnet: I hate the queen so I’ll change my name to Dagger.
all: You’re hot so it’s ok.
Zidane: I’ve got a tail.
all: You’re from this other world.
Zidane: I’ll make you all think im dead.
Garnet: I’m glad you’re not dead.

Zelda 3

Link: Hmm, I gotta save Zelda.
Link: Hee hee. I can attack the chickens.
Link: OH GOD HELP ME!

Parappa the Rappa

Onion: I’m a ninja onion.
Parappa: I’m gonna learn to rap from you, a moose, a chicken, a frog, and a huge bug.
Everyone: Who the fuck thought of this?

Devil May Cry

Dante: Aah, a giant lava spider.
Dante: Aah, a giant lava spider.
Dante: Aah, a giant lava spider.
Game ends.

Final Fantasy Tactics

plot: I suck.
*fight 900 battles*
ending: I suck.

Xenogears

*space ship explodes*
*10,000 years later, a bunch of crap happens*
*you kill GOD*

Parasite Eve 2

*some stuff happens*
Aya: I’m going to take a shower.
*other stuff happens*