Guys I’ve got a new ant farm filled with ants, it’s just a matter of writing about it. Expect that shit soon. Also soon: moving into a house and probably getting more fish. If you want to hear about me getting an aquarium greater than 100 gallons and my experiences, let me [...]

I recently became an amateur aquarist and began consuming all the knowledge I could about aquariums. Well, I came across a very cool animal called the crayfish and have been keeping one as a pet. I find that many people dont know what crayfish are. Through my studies of astacology, I have [...]

There are few things in life as satisfying as owning a pet. I already have a cat that pretends she doesn’t know I exist, so I needed another pet that barely needs to be cared for. Well, it turns out that ants are about the easiest pets in the world.

     I’m currently trying to get over a massive World of Warcraft addiction, so I decided to see if I could find something new to get myself addicted to. I read message boards, I read reviews on real web sites, and I asked other degenerates I know. A lot of people told me that [...]

I learned tonight that I am the number 3 site on google for the search term “ebaum sucks.” That’s cool as shit and it made me curious about my other site statistics. Well, I’ve been running a tracking thing here since January 3rd, 2003, so I decideded to check out what other tidbits of [...]

There is a crime taking place right now that I would like to bring to your attention. No, it’s not the horrible slaughter of dozens of old ladies in my basement. You will never find out about that. Instead, it’s a crime that has been taking place for quite awhile but which has not gotten enough attention.

     Here we are again. Another few months without updates and another match.com article because it’s the only thing I know how to do in life. This time, I looked up 18-25 year olds within like 20 miles of Troy, Illinois. After looking through 50 full pages of boring ugly women, these are [...]

Games are time consuming. So, I’ve run some games through my new game Super Condensorizer 4000DXK Supreme and listed them here for you, in no particular order. Sometimes, you don’t want to play a game for 50 hours to find out a few interesting points, so here’s everything you need to know to [...]

     First of all, let me just say that I’m a big movie fan. However, I’ve never written a movie review because I felt that my opinion was either totally inline with popular opinion and thus did not need stating, or that it was so out of line with popular opinion that no one would [...]

Having become tired of the normal old match.com articles, I’ve taken up doing themed sets. I figured this time it would be fun to look for middle aged women. How horribly, horribly wrong I was. I’m convinced now that there is nothing in the world more depressing than looking through dozens of [...]