Got the sudden urge to fix this site up a bit so I added a new article, namely the Second Life review which I actually wrote a year or two ago. I also prettied up some existing articles, but I still have yet to fully make them work right with this layout. I know it’s stupid-easy to do, but god damn I’m just so lazy. More to come, though. So sit tight, mother fuckers.

Hey guys, I’ve created a new layout for breakspirit.com, not that anyone even reads it anymore.  I’m hoping that it’s better organized and more readable.  If you think it is or isn’t, let me know.  I’m still in the transition phase in which all my old content is getting moved over to this layout and I’m still getting used to this one and trying to find ways to make it better.  I’m heavily in need of feedback.  So, gimme some.

     I’m currently trying to get over a massive World of Warcraft addiction, so I decided to see if I could find something new to get myself addicted to. I read message boards, I read reviews on real web sites, and I asked other degenerates I know. A lot of people told me that the “game” Second Life was highly addictive, mostly free, and could be a good time. I put “game” into “quotes” because it’s not really a game since there’s no goals, plot, fun, or anything worth doing. Instead, it’s more of a “graphical chat interface.” However, that’s not entirely accurate either, since in my experience over the last couple of weeks, there’s not really that much chatting going on.

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I learned tonight that I am the number 3 site on google for the search term “ebaum sucks.” That’s cool as shit and it made me curious about my other site statistics. Well, I’ve been running a tracking thing here since January 3rd, 2003, so I decideded to check out what other tidbits of info I might discover.

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     There is a crime taking place right now that I would like to bring to your attention. No, it’s not the horrible slaughter of dozens of old ladies in my basement. You will never find out about that. Instead, it’s a crime that has been taking place for quite awhile but which has not gotten enough attention.

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     Here we are again. Another few months without updates and another match.com article because it’s the only thing I know how to do in life. This time, I looked up 18-25 year olds within like 20 miles of Troy, Illinois. After looking through 50 full pages of boring ugly women, these are the creme of the crop. Enjoy.

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Games are time consuming. So, I’ve run some games through my new game Super Condensorizer 4000DXK Supreme and listed them here for you, in no particular order. Sometimes, you don’t want to play a game for 50 hours to find out a few interesting points, so here’s everything you need to know to get the full enjoyment from a game. You can thank me later for all the time I’m about to save you. If you can think of your own, post them in the forum and maybe I’ll add them here. Have fun.

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     First of all, let me just say that I’m a big movie fan. However, I’ve never written a movie review because I felt that my opinion was either totally inline with popular opinion and thus did not need stating, or that it was so out of line with popular opinion that no one would care. I’m making an exception for Ultraviolet.

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Having become tired of the normal old match.com articles, I’ve taken up doing themed sets. I figured this time it would be fun to look for middle aged women. How horribly, horribly wrong I was. I’m convinced now that there is nothing in the world more depressing than looking through dozens of pictures of aging, unattractive divorcees. I would seriously say that about 90% of these women said they were divorced, and about 70% said they were “looking for Mr. Right.” Well, all I can say is GOOD FUCKING LUCK, BITCHES. He doesn’t exist, and if he did, he wouldn’t want to go out with an overweight water buffalo from Ohio. However, I did my duty as a comic genius of finding a bunch of goofy looking losers for us all to laugh at to make ourselves feel better.

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It is a well known scientific fact that if you are doing anything interesting or fun, a telemarketer has to call during that time to screw it all up. Apparently someone other than me likes to sign my phone number up for all kinds of free offers, because I am regularly bombarded with telemarketer nonsense. I have learned many strategies for getting rid of them, which are listed below.

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